Depends on when and how you ask! Sometimes she says it was due to a land shark attack. Other times she claims it was because she didn’t say please and thank you enough as a kid. And still others she will insist with a very straight face that she just thinks standing and walking is overrated (which, in her defense, is true).

But if you ask EJ politely and buy her dinner first, she would tell you that she has a genetic connective tissue disorder that wreaks havoc on her body and means she can’t walk much at all. Don’t worry though, she gets excellent parking now.

EJ has entirely too many works in progress that she abandons on the regular for this question to have any sort of accurate or satisfying answer.